Thursday, April 30, 2009

The Fundamental Things Apply

A kiss is still a kiss,

A sigh is still a sigh,

A restraining order is still a restraining order,

But most internet blogs will always be

One-car pile-ups that no one will ever see.

7 comments:

lizardrinking said...

No witnesses, no charges.

TheOldSchool said...

lizarddrinking: That, too, is what I used to think.

Then two men by the names of Barry Scheck and Peter Neufeld paid me a visit.

lizardrinking said...

Now I've got to google. The 'd' is elided. I'm all about efficiency.

TheOldSchool said...

lizardrinking, if you don't mind me asking, what is your astrological sign? I'm missing the efficiency gene. Maybe if I can figure out how to reallign the planets, I can get some of that.

d's elided (the apostrophe adds even more "e")

(you go, me!)

mama said...

TOS,
Projecting innocence is always better than projecting anger,don't you think?

RunBarbara said...

why project? just be bold and indignant. when people argue, push back without even touching them.

TheOldSchool said...

Mama and RB,

Why project anything?

I'd rather inject. Even if there's a struggle, it's worth it if the seed gets planted. (Obviously, I'm talking only about ideas here.)

Oh, wait! Also: drugs and semen. (AKA: breakfast.)