In case anyone has missed it, as of today Barack Obama has been President of the United States for 100 days.
I think he's doing pretty well.
But what about the Republicans? I thought I might use this space to clear up a couple of common misconceptions about them.
Contrary to popular belief, not all Republicans are corrupt, hypocritical, war-mongering chicken-hawks, who think that torture is swell.
That is patently absurd.
Some Republicans are also sanctimonious, lying fuck-wits, who, when not out whore-mongering, find the time to enjoy gay sex with strangers in public restrooms, and then use the Constitution sop up the ejaculate oozing from their backsides.
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Mama,
It sounds to me like you're more of a Libertarian/Librarian/Voyeur.
Do these homosexuals have to pay some sort stipend for the clean-up services (that should be, according to tradition, performed by the janitorial staff) or are the payments for your services, once again, falling upon taxpayers?
Why not update the library cards so that they can be used as debit cards for entry into the stalls?
Pay as you come and go.
(I'd recommend that the doors be equipped with buzzers, so no one inadvertently brings one of the library books into a stall. It is difficult enough to eliminate heterosexual semen residue from paper, one can only imagine the difficulties encountered when trying to restore a book that has been soiled by someone who licks the wrong side of the stamp.
You libertines do a marvelous job.
Did I call you a whore?
No.
But I have have some phone numbers, if you want to call one yourself.
(I think call-blocking services should be illegal, unless both parties are adults who consent to the blockage.)
Tell it how it really is, TOS. Your blog has gone a bright, or is it soft, flaccid (no, that's mama's terrain rose, don't go there) shade of pink.
Mama, your first comment is hilarious. In fact, the comments are as funny as the post.
Lizard Drinking,
For starters, this blogger doesn't even know the meaning of the word flaccid.
Secondly, the background color is most definitely a masculine variation on the color, mauve.
If you had read Simon Garfield's excellent book: "Mauve: How One Man Invented A Color That Changed The World," you might have a greater appreciation for blog background color selections.
In 1856, while trying to synthesize artificial quinine, 18-year-old chemistry student William Perkin instead produced a murky residue that had "a strangely beautiful color."
Perkin had stumbled across the world's first aniline dye, a color that became known as mauve.
Before Perkin's discovery all the dyes and paints were colored by roots, leaves, insects, or, in the case of purple, mollusks. Because of this, colors weren't consistent.
Perkin had inadvertently discovered a dye that would always produce a uniform shade--which lead the creation of other synthetic colors -- thus revolutionizing the world of both dyemaking, fashion, and blog backgrounds.
Which begs the question: why was mama looking for a prostitute?
I take exception to what you've said about the GOP.
There are far worse thinks I would like to see said about the!
C,
Your understated eloquence has convinced me to completely rethink my position. I take back everything I said.
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