Sleeping It Off

Every man in the world has heard (and probably tried) the old maxim: "Sit on your hand until it falls asleep.  Then, when you have a wank, it'll feel like it is being done by someone else's hand."

That's all well and good.  Kudos to whoever conceived this technique.

But, the fact that a technique is good, doesn't preclude its being improved.

Here are a couple of methods that I've devised for young self-curious men to get a still more intense bang for his effort expenditures.

(1.)  Sit on your cock until it falls asleep.  Now, it will feel like you're jerking off someone else. You go, playah!

(2.)  Sit on your cock and your hand until they both fall asleep.  Then it will feel like someone else's penis is getting stroked by yet another handsome stranger.  (Feel free to imagine that the hand belongs to a beautiful woman, but, c'mon, dude, if you look at it realistically, you'd have to admit that, although she may be gorgeous, she's still got 'man hands.'  

Addendum:  For those of you who have expressed concerns about being tagged with the "voyeur" label,  you can completely eliminate this as a potential source of embarrassment by remembering to look away while stroking.

That's it for this morning.  I'll see you next time.